mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli

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HOLY SHIT I THINK ANDREW CAN SEE THE FUTURE! see, he was here at the store on fucking wednesday to drop off his set of keys to carla's apartment, so as to facillitate jenny & me dogsitting this weekend, right? fuckin', anyhow, he stuck around goofing around playing zombies! or whatever, & when he went to drain the lizard, i shot him the magic marker to tag the fucking bathroom. thats just how we do. so he fucking wrote "brushing your teeth: that shit is played out" on the fucking wall (along with, some like, crypto-jew guns on high street logo) & today since i couldn't brush my teeth at carla's (no toothpaste) i had to brush them at work & i was fucking brushing my teeth & i saw what andew had written & i was like HOLY SHIT ANDREW CAN SEE THE FUTURE.

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