mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli
mordicai
  • Mood: HOOK.
  • Music: crown me king- the violent death of wendy darling.

alien driver!

oh No! i've been compromised! it turns out my girlfriend reads my online ("blog") diary! which means my Cunning plan is fucked! i was going to be Charming & (a/e)ffectionate! but not, how you say in the french, la romantique. the SEX. i have been/will be not a lover but a fighter! no time for the easy grave of little deaths! thats some tried-n'-true mechanism, right? pretend you don't care about fuckin' a chick & she'll be all over you? damn it, this is the problem here! before, you know, in mordicai-player-daze, i didn't care! not like i was fucking chicks, anyhow. my victorian sensabilities, you dig? okay, so new tactics are required:

Poll #377041 strategery.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 26

my next move, in seducing this girl, should be:

View Answers
shark attack!
5(19.2%)
red hots!
0(0.0%)
red robots!
4(15.4%)
classical gentleman abilities x2
3(11.5%)
top gun is a movie about faggots.
4(15.4%)
dream kid (angels at the bar)
0(0.0%)
this hurricane is a story about foglets.
3(11.5%)
take you to "lucky street!"
1(3.8%)
my magical boxers have jellyfish on them.
6(23.1%)
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