also, i chased some kids today. i was walking to grand army talking on the phone right? notice me fudging on the details, compromising my internet-diary integrity? yeah, i'll let you keep you precious anonymous disposition, sure. okay! so i was talking on the phone to an engine of destruction (hint: she's started drinking while driving, in honor of yours truely) & i walked passed these two 18ish year old kids. one of them, not even all that assertively, tried to beg a quarter off me. well fucker, i'm in the middle of a phone conversation, so i'm fucking going to ignore you. then they kind of mumbled some shit, but since i was pretending to ignore them, i didn't say anything. implied social contract, i figure. anyhow, after i'd walked some more, one of them threw an acrorn at me! he didn't hit me or anything, but i turned around & started walking back. one of the kids was hiding behind a car, & his friend was trying to surreptitiously be like "dude! he's coming back here!" to his stealthed guy. then as i got closer they ran across the street, & when i followed them across the street & they ran back to the cornor & went the other way. i radiate malice, like i said, fucker.
i just jerked off while jenny read a beauty magazine. welcome to america assholes!