mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli
mordicai
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you know that simpson's episode, where homer joins the navy & is assigned to a nuclear submarine? well, the part where the captain is all "what do we want?" & homer, who is sitting at the officer's mess, is like "peas!" as he looks at the table. the captain says "thats right! peace. & whats the best way to get peace?" & homer, who is at this point trying to start eating the peas & is pawing at them with cutlery is like "with a knife!" & the captain is like "thats right! with a knife. ah, seamen, you're a man after my own heart."

you know that part?
that part is awesome.

(p.s. i said "semen." i mean, seaman.")
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