mordicai caeli (mordicai) wrote,
mordicai caeli

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ahoy the party, mofo. i mean, for the past weekend i've been in living fucking colour, right? saturday after work christopher & peter & i pack off too meet david for marsha's baby shower. yo, hatian parties are good for some fucking grub, dig? cue me acting all eddie haskel for lola (grandma) & maggie (mother). "you can't possibly be that old!" etc. i dunno, it seemed like the right thing to do! also, drinking "momma juana," which is some weird bark-&-plant-shit combo. & of course, playing with lots of little kids. sammy is going to seriously been keen on the white meat when she's older, what with how she had that little girl crush thing going on with all us cracker-boys. oh, & what was that other kid's name? WE DON'T KNOW! i feel like when we'd ask people they'd be all "nothing." so i'll just call that kid "snake."

then yesterday? i hired jenny at shakespeare & co. so we opened the store on sunday & hung out. sadly, there wasn't any sexual harrassment! bummer. but we did get work done, & we did have some customers. & by the way, even just for hanging out? she's totally my favorite. oh, fuck, & kfc finally got more ranch dressing, i.e. i can start eating there again. so yeah, we woke up early & rocked the bookstore thing & came home sleepy.

then last evening? we went to one of brent's parties. brett? i dunno, fuck that guy. but we went to it, meeting up with jodi & mindy, kira & nino, dale & pattie. i feel like i had a good level of "innapropriate" last night- i said the things others weren't saying, but i didn't piss anybody off. i was social as a motherfucker. & maybe i think dale is kinda okay? i think i used to dislike him a little bit. i kept saying things about the alpha male phenomenon. like, all nino's jersey boys were in their tribe & i'd be on the side talking to jenny & kira & jodi & mindy saying things like "man, they can wrestle for alpha male. i've got all the girls!" which was true & awesome. speaking off awesome, i won a bunch of money gambling. sweet! LCR was the game. then on the way home jenny kind of got sick & once i got her into bed i had to be the asshole who forced her into taking her contacts out. i feel like i get points though, since i through out her bag of puke.

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