old dirty bastard. is he like, a fucking gross crack-head? or just a motherfucker who enjoys busting fool's heads open? i don't know, but i did hear somewhere that his middle name is "erasamus." word. okay- so i roll on, stir-crazy. speaking of hypenated words, yo, i uh-- i don't have any hyphen related stories to relatify. but i do like writing the "ph" combo. sapphire. fuck, thats gotta be one of the sexiest words in any script. the fact that it is made out of corundum is a weird thing for me though- for the longest time when i was a pip-squeck, i thought it was conundrum, which would be wicked, right?