though while i'm mentioning it? i should annoint the text with the disclaimer that the whole judeo-christian thing is a joke. an easy metaphor. so don't hold me to it, okay? & if i'm being honest? i didn't really score with cate blanchett last night. but basically i did. she was my teacher, or something, & we were lying on a picnic blanket. i had my arm around her, & it was touching her breast, but we both pretended like we didn't notice. the shyness of first dates, right?
fun facts!: there is no water in my apartment right now. i can't fill up the brita filter, or flush the toilet, or take a shower. & mites have 6 legs in their larval stage, before finally maturing into eight legged beasties. more over, some ticks can have babies before they even reach their adult phase- they are naturally pedaphillic!