mordicai, a prince
jenny, a prize worthy of a prince
amete, a friend of jenny & vaugely of mordicai
illscientist, a vagabond
fallen optimist, a vagabond
scene 1: a bar
mordicai: yes illscientist, i will meet you to find some girl you havn't seen since science camp 10 years ago. i would have stayed home & waited for my girlfriend, but it is 10:10 & i have yet to hear from her.
illscientist: cool! except, i am not going to ask random asian girls if they are her. so instead lets go to the fallen otimists apartment to play songs on the guitar & such.
scene 2: the fallen optimist's apartment
the fallen optimist: i am animating my own head!
illscientist: i am playing the blues so mordicai can sing along!
scene 3: the same bar as seen 1
mordicai: why don't you ask the dj?
illscientist: okay. hey mr. dj, whats up with asian girls & their birthdays? they are down in this room? i will start asking girls! hey, are you this girl i went to science camp with? you are!? awesome.
mordicai: i am going to leave now.
scene 4: outside the bar
mordicai: okay, i'm coming home.
jenny: i am not coming home yet. why don't you come up here?
mordicai: how do i do that?
jenny: walk across town to the a line. also, bring cream.
scene 5: a deli
mordicai: where are your dairy products? over there? okay. i had to take the train to the wrong stop since it was an express train.
scene 6: the street
mordicai: whoa that blonde dude from queer eye for the straight guy is sure giving me the queer eye! its a good thing i have this half-&-half, i could grenade it.
scene 7: amete's apartment
amete: jenny has thrown all my money into secret places or hidden it. here! she just crumpled up your resume into a small paper ball. let me make you a drink, since we are drunk.
jenny: yes, a drink! & i will be affectionate, but a huge mess. you will have to keep me from falling over alot. are you done with your drink? no? have another one anyhow!
mordicai: i like this song.
scene 8: asleep on the train
scene 9: the street
mordicai: jenny? jenny? don't walk away!
the phone jenny: i can't believe you'd let me walk home alone.
mordicai: fuck, "let you?" you practically ran away from me!
scene 10: an apartment
jenny: we are done. we're done. i'm done with you.
mordicai: what the fuck? how could i abandon you if you got home first?
jenny: you wanted to walk a diffrent way. also, fuck you, i'm breaking up with you.
mordicai: you don't mean that. say you don't mean that.
jenny: oh, i mean it. also, you are sleeping on the bed-bug bed. you can't sleep on the floor, thats creepy. yes, its the bed bugs for you. i hate you. you think its safe to let me walk home alone?
mordicai: fuck! i was lost the entire way coming home! you left me!
scene 11: the same apartment
jenny: i am two hours late for work, now is not the time.